Verry Merry Penguin X-mass

So I return from my holiday galavanting only to find a little pleasent Penguin surprise for me at home. HEY! that's MY FISH penguin game. The idea is that you run around with your four penguins and try to eat more fish in the ice flows that your opponent, but everytime you move, the block that you started on (with the fish in it, which is how you eat) dissapeers. You end up with a bunch of lonly and stranded Penguins.
Flible in formed me that this was subtle hint to the rest of the world about the effects of global warming and what it would mean for the Penguins and thier plans. "We have been working slowly towards out goal for years now, andsuddenly, we have to work ten times faster than we ever intended, so that we will have a home when the caps melt." Says Huggles. "This sudden change in stratagies will hurt out progress."
Flibble is forming a Board of Enviromental Communication to communicate with the outside world on the signifigance of the problems. "We have tried to get them to acknowlagde us as an intelligent species for ages, but the world leaders refuse to take us seriously." Flibble stated yesterday. "It's quite a problem. However, we hope that they wil take us more seriously after we T.P. all of Moscow, which we have ben thretening to do for months."
The T.P.ing of Moscow, as forementioned, has been an ongoing plan as an act of protest of the U.S.'s illtreatment of Penguin authority. I have tried to explain to them that Moscow is NOT part of the U.S., but once they have thier mind set in something, that's all they will believe and do.

Have you hugged your Penguin today?