Penguins Go Into Hibernation!

Some veriatys of Penguins in the northermost parst of Queen Maudland, the area of anarctica where the P.U. is based, are planning to go into hibernation as a precaution for global warming.
We tried to explain to them that the P.U. has the technology to render them, invurnrable to heat, but the civilians are convienced that the death of there cities is near.
If you were to go to antarctica now you would encounter thousands, nay millions of Penguins marching south to the center of thier icy relm. Once there, they will dig giant tunnels through the ice and attempt to hibernate.
"It will be hard to stop eating the caviar, but I've been eating as much as I can along the way and hope to not get hungry durring the hibernation."
Althogh they do not know how long it will be untill the next ice age occurs, when they hope to revive, some Penguins plan on hibernating for over two hundred years. Officials have done thier best to put the Civilian's minds at ease, but so far havn't managed to keep the birds from marching on thier way.