I dream of Penguins
I dream...
You dream....
We all dream of the plans of the great nuclear destructor ray that will eat us in our sleep if we are bad children.
The P.U. is is under seige. In an effort to conserve thier great cause, they have been sending all thier plans for weapons and such into the dreams of loyal supports who apply in hopes that they can set up from scratch in the new Oregon base that I am working on finding. I applied, being required to, and found my dreams bombarded with intricate mathmatics and codes and incoded names and some Brainbuster puzzles to work on on the weekends. It was hell. At least at first. Out of sympathy, Flibble made me a special machine so when I wake up in the morning, it will record everything and leave my mind fresh and blank aas the before coffee place.
Mr.Flibble himself didn't sign up. The UN has implanted shuper sheecret shpy equipment into the minds of almost every Penguin in the P.U. To keep them from discovering thier secrets, they have called on us puny humans to do thier work and record thier noble findings.
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE!. No one involved with the P.U. is getting a decent nights sleep. Don't you love us? If you do, you should help us fight the U.N. secret scociety of Janitors by signing up to recieve information. DO NOT WRITE ANY OF IT DOWN!!!!! We can not risk the Janitors finding out such precious information. The plans for the machine to extract the information from your brain at the apropriate time anr safly encoded in a secret location that I can not divulge. Once you sign up, you will dream of shit you probably don't even understant, making you a perfect storage place for such precious cargo. People instictivly fear what they don't understand, don't like to think about it, and there for leave it alone.
SIGN UP NOW!
Write your name and the password for acsess to your dreams on a slip of 100% recyled hemp paper and bury in soft peate for three months. Then eat it.
What? What was that? You don't know the password to your dream?! You're more stupid than we thought...
You dream....
We all dream of the plans of the great nuclear destructor ray that will eat us in our sleep if we are bad children.
The P.U. is is under seige. In an effort to conserve thier great cause, they have been sending all thier plans for weapons and such into the dreams of loyal supports who apply in hopes that they can set up from scratch in the new Oregon base that I am working on finding. I applied, being required to, and found my dreams bombarded with intricate mathmatics and codes and incoded names and some Brainbuster puzzles to work on on the weekends. It was hell. At least at first. Out of sympathy, Flibble made me a special machine so when I wake up in the morning, it will record everything and leave my mind fresh and blank aas the before coffee place.
Mr.Flibble himself didn't sign up. The UN has implanted shuper sheecret shpy equipment into the minds of almost every Penguin in the P.U. To keep them from discovering thier secrets, they have called on us puny humans to do thier work and record thier noble findings.
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE!. No one involved with the P.U. is getting a decent nights sleep. Don't you love us? If you do, you should help us fight the U.N. secret scociety of Janitors by signing up to recieve information. DO NOT WRITE ANY OF IT DOWN!!!!! We can not risk the Janitors finding out such precious information. The plans for the machine to extract the information from your brain at the apropriate time anr safly encoded in a secret location that I can not divulge. Once you sign up, you will dream of shit you probably don't even understant, making you a perfect storage place for such precious cargo. People instictivly fear what they don't understand, don't like to think about it, and there for leave it alone.
SIGN UP NOW!
Write your name and the password for acsess to your dreams on a slip of 100% recyled hemp paper and bury in soft peate for three months. Then eat it.
What? What was that? You don't know the password to your dream?! You're more stupid than we thought...
posted by Dr. Murdock Kawfi at 5:37 PM
1 Comments:
I'll try to help! .... let's see, ifsaving the PU requires dreaming, Dreaming requires thinking, and thinking requires a brain, then I should be able to... uh oh... where can I find a brain?
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