New Species Discovered.

So, flibble and I were walking around Marie Byrd Land, looking at the endless ice and uninteresting things that were around. when he suggested that we visit his Nefew. So off we went on a perfectly ordinary Antarctic day, miserable, cold, and just plain cranky. When we reached "Killer's" house, I was shocked to discover that he was actualy an unheard of species. It seems that his mother was a killer whale and his father, well, Flibble's brother. An unusual combination I admit. But Killer was verry friendly despite his name and... appearence. As a Penguin reporter I couldn't help interviewing him and posting his picture for all to view.

He is a very intelligent being and often helped make important decisions for General Huggles before he switched sides and became an advisor for the red footed boobies. (all the more reason to try to get them on our side)
Here is an interview clip with Killer.

Me: So Killer, how did your father react when you switched sides and began to support the Red Boobie Clan?

Killer: Well, he never realy found out, you see, when I was little, he got sick, and Mum ended up eating him to keep herself alive. Shortly after that she left me, I havn't seen her in years.

Me: That's so sad, how did you live? It must have been very hard.

Killer: It wasn't realy, except that I'm so large that it takes alot to feed me. *starts to sniffle*

Me: *pulls out handkerchief* Did Flibble raise you?

K: A little, he poped in now and then to make sure I was doing okay. That I wasn't starving and stuff like that.

M: How did he react when you defected?

K: He was very angry. He had gone through alot of effort to get me a nice job advising and using my enormus brian. When I switched sides he felt betrayed, and didn't come to visit me anymore. But I saved his life a few years ago and then he began to realize that just because I had switched sides of the political battle didn't mean that I was HIS enemy. I was still the same old Killer.

M: How are you two today?

(Flibble interupted me at this point to bring in tea)

Flibble: We're doing fine, Murdock. I love my Nefew.

M: I wanted to hear it from him, Flibble. *sips tea*

K: Well, he's quite right, we're on good terms now, but it is hard for us because The Red Footed Boobies and the P.U. are on the brink of civil war. It's tearing apart families everywhere. Flibble and I have to stick close because we're the only family each other has now.

*End*

That heartwarming quote from Killer will haunt me the rest of my life.
Killer is quite right too, the thret of civil war is distressing everyone, and tearing apart many families. So stick close to your loved ones and remind yourself that there are always situations worse off than you.