11/15/2006

Penguins March

Penguin funraisers have moved from the clothing industry to the movie business. Now every Penguin moie has 20% of it's proceeds go to the P.U. Soon I'm going to go and see the new movie Happy Feet, which seems promising. I will review it here alfter I have seen it for all of you to enjoy.

The newest ishue in Penguin scociety is the ishue of female Penguins right to have abortions. Most of the girls say they want the right, but some of the Booby Penguins are being spoil sports and saying that it isn't fair to the Penguins that could be. General Huggles is slowly trying to wim them over by accepting soem of thier views, but Flibble strongly urged him not to take thier side on this ishue.
"Yes, the support of the Boobies, particularly the Blue footed Boobies would be a good asset to gaining controll in Penguin Scociety and promoting the P.U.'s ideas, however, we must keep the followers we have while trying to gain new ones, or we'll end up with none at all. " Flibble siad yesterday.
The ishue is growing predominatly in the norther Queen Maud land, but over in Wilks Land, they have verry diferent concerns.
"Lepord seals have grown a tremendous amount in the past months, we have lost children and wives who have gone hunting, anf several men have died of exposure." Says one Penguin.
Experts believe that global warming may have some cause in the seal's over active behavior.
More after this break.

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