Figi Poisen Kills Hundreds

Figi has begun to revolt against the Penguins in the most imaginative way imaginable! They have poisened the Figi Island Spring water with a special chemical that is leathal to Penguins, but harmless to everything else, unfortunatly, the poisen tastes like shit, and they will hopefully be taken down from the inside by a secret spy who will put a pinch on salt in the water to enhance the awfulness of the taste. More will be disclosed later, and in the meantime, boycott the FIgi Water and it's evil ways!