Secret Weapon

Chainy entered the oval office, tired and harried." Mr. President? "
Bush looked up from his Dr. Suess book and nodded, setting it aside.
" The Penguins have entered the Iraqi war, we can't hold them back. " Chainy watched as bush stood, wearing a flowery bathrobe and matching slippers. He walked to a blank wall and tapped it, opening a seceret compartment. A large, black, cannon - like object emerged from it.
"W.....What is that?" Chainy stutered, shaking a little.
" Our seceret weapon. " Bush pulled a large lever at the back of the gun, unmistakably cocking it. He motioned for the lights to be turned off and aimed it carfully. A small circle of light apeared on the wall. " I call it, the photon gun. "