John F. Kenedy?

Here is the thing, Penguin takover is not a recent thing, it's been hapening slowly for a while. ( I'm not positive just how long, but it reaches back to at least Shakespear's time. ) Would you have guessed that the famous JFK was a Penguin spy? ( If you're sitting there in shock, don't worry, I had the same reaction when Flibble told me ) Anyway, the point of this is to tell the truth about the JFK murders. Yes, thats right, Murders; JFK died twice. A rouge group of penguins split away from the P. U. ( Penguins United ) and tried to stop the domination by killing thier most usefull spy, and replacing him with thier own imposter. Then, the P. U. discovered and killed the imposter. As to whose body is really under JFK's headstone, is left for you to deside.