Bridge to the Moon

I have just recevied word of a secret bridge from antarctica to the moon. It was compleated on April 27, 2005. It is covered and has a beuatifull oxygen system. The effect? It allows the penguins to make extra terrestrial contacts and escape if earth is destroyed; but is also has a scientific benefit. The moon is no longer leaving us; no, our silvery rabbit is held fast by a magical Penguin bridge.