New Things in the South Pole

Now days, countrys own pieces of the south pole. There is only one unclaimed chunk, and that is where the Penguins operate from. Now of corse, thier first and most important step in World Domination is proclaim themselves a country. They are having rather alot of trouble, as the leaders of other countrys tend to be racest when it comes to penguins. If you are in any position of influence of power, YOU ARE IN DANGER! To avoid it, arrange a conference with the Penguins. ( To do this, write the place and time you'd like to meet them, put it in a bottle, Seal it really well, and float it out to sea. ) Once you've done this, you will be contacted. Offer to help the Penguins in thier cause, if you're lucly, they'll kill you last in an act of gratitude.