World Domination in Your Home Town

Or rather, world domination in MY home town of Newport Oregon. Some poor bloke betrayed the Penguins today. This is what happened to him.

He called the police to report that his marijuana had been stolen. The police turned up and he decided it would be a good idea to show them where it had been stolen from. It was still there.
He was arrested for drug use.

Now the real story is, the Penguins stole his stash and waited for the police to come. Then put it back. He will never mess with them again.