No, It's not dead

I appologize to any readers I might have for not updating lately, but I've truly been swamped. I warn all now that these long, dramatic pauses may continue throughout the next few weeks, untill school is out. Now what of this whole UN thing? you ask, hoping to get me to reviel my secrets.Well, have no fear, clouded civillian, for I will tell all. The newest tactic is named, Operation UN Expansion. That's right, the UN is in league with the Penguins, and are aiming for total world controll. The UN plans to gain controll of all the countries in the world through the use of peacefull cooperation and reasoning. Once they have achieved this, the truth will be exposed to the general public, and the power will be turned over to the Penguins. When questioned on why the career driven general Huggles decided to take Flibble's advise and let another country do the work, rather than operating solely with out human help, he replied,

" Even a Penguin needs a vacation, I'm thinking Hawaii or Mexico. You know, somewhere sunny where I can catch a tan after 18 months on this misersble plain of Antarctica. Home made lemonade would be nice too. "

He figures that this way, he can kick back and relax, but still get the glory of being a leader. That, and the problems of getting the UN to turn over the power once they've gained it will be turned to his second in command, who is a little explosive happy.

The school Janitors in the UN, have been serving as spies for a while now into the super secret ring of Janitor rebels. With thier help, we may be able to stop the Mop weilding murderers in thier tracks.