I Talked to God

Seriously, no, I didn't pray, praying is for idiots who can't hold a proper conversation. It went like this... ( m = me, g = God )

M: Hi, this is me, are you listening?

G: Yes.

M: Listen, not to interrupt you from all your high and mighty business, but I need some clearification.

G: About what?

M: Why are you asking, you're supossed to know this stuff.

G: Look, I don't have time to read EVERYONE'S mind. Give me a break.

M: Sorry... Uh,... Now what.

( At this point, Eris entered the conversation. She will be represented by E. )

E: I'm bored.

M/G: Oh dear.

M: What havoc will you cause today?

G: Will I have to stop you from blowing up firehydrants again?

E: * shifty look * No...

M: 100% BELEIVABLE!

G: *points* Satirists.

M: Ya point oh omnipotent one?

G: I don't know, I just had one of those moments.

E: One of,... THOSE moments?

G: Shut up.

M: Hah! GOD HAS WET DREAMS! * lmao *

E: I won't even tell you -

G: Than don't.

M: Well, this certainly has brightened up MY math class.

G: You shouldn't take up valuable learning time.

M: Don't you WANT me to talk to you?? * puppy eyes *

G: * sighs *

E: Is that a LIGHTER?!

M/G: NO! NOT THE LIGHTER!

( at this point, there was a loud BOOM! as a nearby gas truck blew into a billion pieces, hurting no one. )

M: That's our Eris.

G: Why do I put up with you people?

M/E: Good question. we don't know the answer, you must find it within.

( Now, my friends flute ( which has a personality ) Entered. His name is represented by Z )

Z: Within. Teehee.

To Be Continued... (insert dramatic music. )