Types of Penguins

The commonly asked question is, " are all the Penguins taking over the world, the same type f Penguin? " The answer: No. Some Penguins are what we call Purists. They believe that every animal on earth has it's place and that rulling isn't the place of the penguin, or humans would be a minority. This beleif is more generly adopted by, but not limited to, the " booby " variety of Penguins. The Blue Footed Boobies in paticular are troublesome. There are a few that support us, and they are doing thier best to convert the rest.
The Emperor Penguins, like General Huggles, started the whole revolt, and so they tend to hold the higher positions in the Army hiarchy. Flibble is a different type of penguin, I forget which, and is on a mission right now to meet with some contacts from the Red Footed Booby clan. Huggles is hopeing that they will have some new insight on a weapon the Penguins are developing.

Army update, my men are currently moving up into the Rocky Mountains, hopeing that they will give them at least a little snow cover so they can make it into Canada, where the Caribu have started an Anti - Penguin establishment that we hope to dispose of in the next few weeks.

Summery: Don't feel bad for the Blue Footed Boobies and go Caribu hunting, you will be rewarded.