New Orleans

The hurricane Kitrina may have been the fault of the Penguins and thier power, but it has come to my knowladge that they too, have sent aid.The President turned down over 1400 lb's of food, madical supplies, and three rescue partys consisting of 20 helicopters each. Alert Penguin suporters! give aid to Kitrina victims.(You should be doing this anyway, and if you havn't yet, I'm going to call you "Scrooge" for the rest of your life, or at least, youll be in verry big trouble with the Penguins. We wouldn't want that now would we?) I won't include picture of the destruction for two reasons.

1. Everyone else is

2.I don't have any.

I will try to find a link to the footage of Bush pulling a Nero though. The Penguins are furrious with him. I assure you all, that after the greeting card industry is brougt down, the rest of the Empire *cough* I mean Government, will topple like blocks. The Penguin's rule will be much better, just have faith, and be loyal.
"Why?" You ask, "Did the penguins send aid if they attacked in the first place?"
The answer is simple, The hurricane was aimed at D.C. due to a miscalculation of location, the two were mixed up. they are terribly nice when they want and felt sorry for the mix up. After all, they only want a Pentriarcle based world. Is that so much to ask? I don't think so, I mean, all the humans had thier turn.