Back in Hippyville

Yes, after much sneaking around, I've returned to my home base in Hippyville, looking to enter another school year, where I can be close with the Janitors of America and persuade them not to join their brethren of the U.K. At the moment, I'm preparing for the Annual P.U. Hooman Worker Retreat, that will take place in some unspecified place in the Oregon coastal woods.

This is the first year I've been invited to the retreat, and I must say, it doesn't sound very exciting. I dislike most my human allies as it is, and MORE time with them would be... taxing. But Flibble says I HAVE to go. After all, it's good P.R., and the best reputation is by word of mouth.

So, I've packed by sunscreen and bug repellant, and off I go to sing insincere songs about ever lasting friendship with a group of people whose closest relationships involve spontaneous, unfaithful sex and and argument over who broke the copier.

So long, till next time.
-Kawfi