Happy Feet Review

This is the long awaited review of the new Penguin movie Happy Feet, on the Famous Dr. Kawfi Penguin Rating Scale.

1 Penguin: Where is my Katana? 2 Penguins: I'm going to be sick 3 Penguins: "eh, whatever"
4 Penguins: A cheary O.K. 5 Penguins: I'm putting the couch over there.

Storyline:
4 Penguins, The story is about a small baby Emperor Penguin named Mumble, who can't sing. As singing is an essential part of Penguin life and finding a mate, he has a difficult childhood. He also is always dancing. He is happens upon a smaller breed of rock Penguin who find mates with shiny stones. Hye befriends them and tries to get his colony to accept him and ends up on a quest to save the fish from the Humans to prove that it's not his fault that there is no food.
It is an old ishue from a new perspective, as well as imaginative spin on real life ishues.

Charactors:
5 Penguins. Every Penguin was different and origenal.

P.U. Accuracy:
4 Penguins. The large scene where they were all dancing at the end is the most accurate to the parties at the P.U. (You don't know what you're missing) The small rock Penguins were more like the Penguins that make up the P.U. though, and Emperor Penguins arn't that uptight.

General Species Accuracy:
5 Penguins, they realy did thier research on Penguins and thier lives.

General Score:
4 Penguins, It was a little of a surprise and not realy quite as advertised. But it was a good film and I suggest you attend it.

Next film on the list~ March of the Penguins

New Species Discovered.

So, flibble and I were walking around Marie Byrd Land, looking at the endless ice and uninteresting things that were around. when he suggested that we visit his Nefew. So off we went on a perfectly ordinary Antarctic day, miserable, cold, and just plain cranky. When we reached "Killer's" house, I was shocked to discover that he was actualy an unheard of species. It seems that his mother was a killer whale and his father, well, Flibble's brother. An unusual combination I admit. But Killer was verry friendly despite his name and... appearence. As a Penguin reporter I couldn't help interviewing him and posting his picture for all to view.

He is a very intelligent being and often helped make important decisions for General Huggles before he switched sides and became an advisor for the red footed boobies. (all the more reason to try to get them on our side)
Here is an interview clip with Killer.

Me: So Killer, how did your father react when you switched sides and began to support the Red Boobie Clan?

Killer: Well, he never realy found out, you see, when I was little, he got sick, and Mum ended up eating him to keep herself alive. Shortly after that she left me, I havn't seen her in years.

Me: That's so sad, how did you live? It must have been very hard.

Killer: It wasn't realy, except that I'm so large that it takes alot to feed me. *starts to sniffle*

Me: *pulls out handkerchief* Did Flibble raise you?

K: A little, he poped in now and then to make sure I was doing okay. That I wasn't starving and stuff like that.

M: How did he react when you defected?

K: He was very angry. He had gone through alot of effort to get me a nice job advising and using my enormus brian. When I switched sides he felt betrayed, and didn't come to visit me anymore. But I saved his life a few years ago and then he began to realize that just because I had switched sides of the political battle didn't mean that I was HIS enemy. I was still the same old Killer.

M: How are you two today?

(Flibble interupted me at this point to bring in tea)

Flibble: We're doing fine, Murdock. I love my Nefew.

M: I wanted to hear it from him, Flibble. *sips tea*

K: Well, he's quite right, we're on good terms now, but it is hard for us because The Red Footed Boobies and the P.U. are on the brink of civil war. It's tearing apart families everywhere. Flibble and I have to stick close because we're the only family each other has now.

*End*

That heartwarming quote from Killer will haunt me the rest of my life.
Killer is quite right too, the thret of civil war is distressing everyone, and tearing apart many families. So stick close to your loved ones and remind yourself that there are always situations worse off than you.

Penguins March

Penguin funraisers have moved from the clothing industry to the movie business. Now every Penguin moie has 20% of it's proceeds go to the P.U. Soon I'm going to go and see the new movie Happy Feet, which seems promising. I will review it here alfter I have seen it for all of you to enjoy.

The newest ishue in Penguin scociety is the ishue of female Penguins right to have abortions. Most of the girls say they want the right, but some of the Booby Penguins are being spoil sports and saying that it isn't fair to the Penguins that could be. General Huggles is slowly trying to wim them over by accepting soem of thier views, but Flibble strongly urged him not to take thier side on this ishue.
"Yes, the support of the Boobies, particularly the Blue footed Boobies would be a good asset to gaining controll in Penguin Scociety and promoting the P.U.'s ideas, however, we must keep the followers we have while trying to gain new ones, or we'll end up with none at all. " Flibble siad yesterday.
The ishue is growing predominatly in the norther Queen Maud land, but over in Wilks Land, they have verry diferent concerns.
"Lepord seals have grown a tremendous amount in the past months, we have lost children and wives who have gone hunting, anf several men have died of exposure." Says one Penguin.
Experts believe that global warming may have some cause in the seal's over active behavior.
More after this break.