Dead People

I discovered that a great number of people suposedly dead have just retired into Penguin scociety. I was down in antarctica for a P. U. meeting when Mr. Flibble offered to show me around. He took me to a disterict reserved for retired human spys and workers. The houses were HUGE! I met ans talked to trhe following people.

Albert Einstien - Talk about getting on in the years. he is a close friend of Mr. Flibble and still works for the Penguins to help build and design gadgets. When I entered his house, he was bobbing around the roof wearing a pair of anti - gravity boots.

Hitchcock - He never worked for the Penguins, but the admired him so much that they offered him a place to stay.

Marilyn Monroe - yes, THE Marilyn Monroe, I found her pretty......anoying.

Elvis Prestly - he anoyed me to. He never actualy SPYED for the penguins ( he WAS supposed to, though ) they keep him because they belive that , had thier plan suceeded, he would have been the key element.

Dr. Suess - His books depict the way the world will be when penguins rule, wierd, whacky, and fun. he will always be considered the greatest propaganda wrighter on this planet. ( To honor Dr. Suess, buy a copy of " Oh! The Places You'll Go! " )

Douglas Adams - He was cool.