Soy Beans?

The Penguins feel that they are being suspected by the ordinary people, so they are establishing a front, spreading far and wide that it is really the soy beans who are using them, not the other way around. The Soy Beans "plan" is to make human kind completely dependent on them, then make their move."What is their move?" you ask. Well, once we are completely dependent upon them, the estrogen they contain will slowly transform us all to women. Once that has happened, they will have gained amazing technology, and will force us all to do their bidding in exchange for keeping the race alive. Panic will spread because of these rumors, and the attention will be drawn away from the actual danger, the Penguins. Please, help the penguins along and start a chain mail or spread the rumor or something, If you do this, you too may be spared...