New Things in the South Pole

Now days, countrys own pieces of the south pole. There is only one unclaimed chunk, and that is where the Penguins operate from. Now of corse, thier first and most important step in World Domination is proclaim themselves a country. They are having rather alot of trouble, as the leaders of other countrys tend to be racest when it comes to penguins. If you are in any position of influence of power, YOU ARE IN DANGER! To avoid it, arrange a conference with the Penguins. ( To do this, write the place and time you'd like to meet them, put it in a bottle, Seal it really well, and float it out to sea. ) Once you've done this, you will be contacted. Offer to help the Penguins in thier cause, if you're lucly, they'll kill you last in an act of gratitude.

The Burmuda Triangle

Researchers have discovered that The actual Burmuda Triangle stretches most of thhe way across the Atlantic Ocean. The tip is Burmuda, One side the ancient site of Trodan, and the Third the site of the sinking of the great Trade Ship of Itally.

World Domination in Your Home Town

Or rather, world domination in MY home town of Newport Oregon. Some poor bloke betrayed the Penguins today. This is what happened to him.

He called the police to report that his marijuana had been stolen. The police turned up and he decided it would be a good idea to show them where it had been stolen from. It was still there.
He was arrested for drug use.

Now the real story is, the Penguins stole his stash and waited for the police to come. Then put it back. He will never mess with them again.