My Penguin Will Eat You!

Every non-penguin personell has a Penguin spokes person, partner, or whatever you want to call it. This is so that all non-penguin personel can be monitered so they penguins know that they are loyal.My Penguin is Mr.Fibbles. He will eat you because that is what he does.I you are a Penguin supporter who wants a Penguin of thier own, That is being worked on. Please E-Mail me at penguinknews@yahoo.com if you're interested. Thank you.

New Orleans

The hurricane Kitrina may have been the fault of the Penguins and thier power, but it has come to my knowladge that they too, have sent aid.The President turned down over 1400 lb's of food, madical supplies, and three rescue partys consisting of 20 helicopters each. Alert Penguin suporters! give aid to Kitrina victims.(You should be doing this anyway, and if you havn't yet, I'm going to call you "Scrooge" for the rest of your life, or at least, youll be in verry big trouble with the Penguins. We wouldn't want that now would we?) I won't include picture of the destruction for two reasons.

1. Everyone else is

2.I don't have any.

I will try to find a link to the footage of Bush pulling a Nero though. The Penguins are furrious with him. I assure you all, that after the greeting card industry is brougt down, the rest of the Empire *cough* I mean Government, will topple like blocks. The Penguin's rule will be much better, just have faith, and be loyal.
"Why?" You ask, "Did the penguins send aid if they attacked in the first place?"
The answer is simple, The hurricane was aimed at D.C. due to a miscalculation of location, the two were mixed up. they are terribly nice when they want and felt sorry for the mix up. After all, they only want a Pentriarcle based world. Is that so much to ask? I don't think so, I mean, all the humans had thier turn.

Why arn't the Penguins Angery With Me?

I am the PR operative. The entire PR staff to be exact.And The Penguins are not angery with me because,

1. They have a good enough plan that even if the wrong people find out they can do nothing to stop them.

2. We can alert Penguin supporters everywhere and tell them how they can help.

3. Even if they were angery with me, they can't kill me, I'm too valuable.

I am loyal, and I always will be.

Other animals on attack

They are all fronts or spys or somehow related to Penguin Domination.

Nuts To You

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/242067

Magic Cow

Kitty on the Move

I hope you Enjoy.

Gay Penguins Fight For Rights

One of the latest ishues at home for the penguins is the "Gay Assosiation of Yetis" Which recently obtained a "Penguin Auxillary" now titled "GAP." The GAP has been working on a campainge that will alow them equal rights when the war is won, but the work is uphill. Not only are they reciving prejudice from thier own kind,but from the human race as well.( For more info click on "Gay Penguins Have Rights Too" to the right of your screen)

Hurricane in the Southeast

The hurricane was the result of penguin officails and the President Bush getting in an argument. The hurricane was a warning, a mere sample or thier emense power. America is now thier target, and they hope to have a large influence on the Iraq war. Be carefull, these animals are triky and sly, if you try to stop them, they will get you, brain wash you, and make you one of thier army of the undead.

Soy Beans?

The Penguins feel that they are being suspected by the ordinary people, so they are establishing a front, spreading far and wide that it is really the soy beans who are using them, not the other way around. The Soy Beans "plan" is to make human kind completely dependent on them, then make their move."What is their move?" you ask. Well, once we are completely dependent upon them, the estrogen they contain will slowly transform us all to women. Once that has happened, they will have gained amazing technology, and will force us all to do their bidding in exchange for keeping the race alive. Panic will spread because of these rumors, and the attention will be drawn away from the actual danger, the Penguins. Please, help the penguins along and start a chain mail or spread the rumor or something, If you do this, you too may be spared...

Penguins

About a week ago, I heard a small knock on my door. When I opened it, there stood a penguin, sorry, Penguin. He waddled in and sat down, asking for some coffee. In my state of shock, I got it for him.
"Now," he told me,"I will be taking control of your home and using it as a Penguin Military Base.
Resistance is futile."
I was overwhelmed with joy,having always suspected and supported penguins in world domination.
As a contribution to all Penguin supporters, I give you,the truth. The penguins, (sorry) I mean Penguins every move.