The Newest Plot

Much debate has occured over the Penguin's newest plot.... To claim Hawaii. Those for the plot say that it is a small chain of islands that the mainland ignores, It's part of America, and the more of them they have the better. And let's fdace it, It's warm and sunny.

Those against mainly say that there are too many people, it's too warm, and that Penguins would be noticed. They want to claim some of the smaller islands around Chile first, and the Galopagus, so the scientists can continue working on thier theory that humans evolved after penguins and arn't as intellegent.

General Huggles Is torn. Hawaii is his favorite vacationing spot, but he widly supports the scientists.

Flibble is extreamist towards Hawaii. He claims it will be the biggest leap yet in World Domination, plus, he likes the sun.

I Talked to God

Seriously, no, I didn't pray, praying is for idiots who can't hold a proper conversation. It went like this... ( m = me, g = God )

M: Hi, this is me, are you listening?

G: Yes.

M: Listen, not to interrupt you from all your high and mighty business, but I need some clearification.

G: About what?

M: Why are you asking, you're supossed to know this stuff.

G: Look, I don't have time to read EVERYONE'S mind. Give me a break.

M: Sorry... Uh,... Now what.

( At this point, Eris entered the conversation. She will be represented by E. )

E: I'm bored.

M/G: Oh dear.

M: What havoc will you cause today?

G: Will I have to stop you from blowing up firehydrants again?

E: * shifty look * No...

M: 100% BELEIVABLE!

G: *points* Satirists.

M: Ya point oh omnipotent one?

G: I don't know, I just had one of those moments.

E: One of,... THOSE moments?

G: Shut up.

M: Hah! GOD HAS WET DREAMS! * lmao *

E: I won't even tell you -

G: Than don't.

M: Well, this certainly has brightened up MY math class.

G: You shouldn't take up valuable learning time.

M: Don't you WANT me to talk to you?? * puppy eyes *

G: * sighs *

E: Is that a LIGHTER?!

M/G: NO! NOT THE LIGHTER!

( at this point, there was a loud BOOM! as a nearby gas truck blew into a billion pieces, hurting no one. )

M: That's our Eris.

G: Why do I put up with you people?

M/E: Good question. we don't know the answer, you must find it within.

( Now, my friends flute ( which has a personality ) Entered. His name is represented by Z )

Z: Within. Teehee.

To Be Continued... (insert dramatic music. )