Slow Posting

Many have complained, bugged, and just generally harrased me about posting here. Look, not to bust your dreamy bubles, but I actualy have a life... No, seriously, I bought it at " LIVES ARE US " not to long ago for way too much money. Just a bit of advise for all, never do that, it's not worth it.

Moving on to more interesting topics, the Janitor uprising is worse than we suspected. They are infiltrating our verry ranks and are making the Penguins nervous. Not an emergency yet, but General Huggles is having trouble rallying his troops and raising thier spirits. I'm doing okay with mine, but the PR job is so important now that they might be taken away. I don't mind a bit. Anything helps.

Note To Suporters:

Write a letter to a Penguin troop giving suport and admiration and turn it in to your nearest outpost. Anything helps. Please. We have already lost an entire quarter of the population to the Purist side.

If youcanreadthisdon'taskme

I mean it, don't ask. No! Get off my back man! STOP IT!
XD Joke, I mean, it's not April yet or anything, but I figured, Knews is slow, and I need to post somthing before my readers eat me. XP Tee Hee.

Types of Penguins

The commonly asked question is, " are all the Penguins taking over the world, the same type f Penguin? " The answer: No. Some Penguins are what we call Purists. They believe that every animal on earth has it's place and that rulling isn't the place of the penguin, or humans would be a minority. This beleif is more generly adopted by, but not limited to, the " booby " variety of Penguins. The Blue Footed Boobies in paticular are troublesome. There are a few that support us, and they are doing thier best to convert the rest.
The Emperor Penguins, like General Huggles, started the whole revolt, and so they tend to hold the higher positions in the Army hiarchy. Flibble is a different type of penguin, I forget which, and is on a mission right now to meet with some contacts from the Red Footed Booby clan. Huggles is hopeing that they will have some new insight on a weapon the Penguins are developing.

Army update, my men are currently moving up into the Rocky Mountains, hopeing that they will give them at least a little snow cover so they can make it into Canada, where the Caribu have started an Anti - Penguin establishment that we hope to dispose of in the next few weeks.

Summery: Don't feel bad for the Blue Footed Boobies and go Caribu hunting, you will be rewarded.