Get with the Halloween Spirit

Even in tough times like these, families of Penguins still huddle together to celebrate Halloween.
At this time of year, the prizes don't go to the scariest or most original costumes, but to the most confusing.
This year at the P.U. we will be having a costume contest. As a H.O.O.M.A.N. I am, sadly, unable to compete, but I would like to show you Mr. Flibble's costume (Pictured above) which after a lot of hard work he has finally finished.

Can you guess what he is?
.....

That's okay... neither can I. I think he's dressing up as a cat dressing up as a Penguin. He's sure to win!
In other knews, life has been more or less quiet at the P.U. as we lie low, waiting for the outcome of the US election. It will change everything for the us.... If Obama wins, the Penguins will be able to appeal to his humanitarian side, and perhaps gain control over the 'greatest' country on earth.
If Mcain gets in office...
well....
then it's onto Plan B. With super top secret Penguin technology they will give him a deadly disease that will ensure that Palin takes his place in office. That said, they will appeal to her through cute Penguin themed clothing items, and slowly take over her mind. This is a dangerous plan, because corruption of the Penguin insctruction entering her brain is highly likely.

If you like the Penguins, VOTE OBAMA!
Soon you too will be under their fluffy cuddly rule.

Comming up next on PUK (Penguins United Knews)
"How Flamingos are really just large, pink Penguins"