Tragic Sickness Sweeps Antarctica

Beginning with the drop in temperature as Antarctica falls into it's icy autumn, a new sickness has swept the civilian population. It is believed that the disease known as "Tragic Penguin Mooing Syndrome" was brought in by a P.U. special forces officer from Brazil. He reports that upon going there, he was caught in the Mardi-Gra celebrations, and found himself face to face with a large cow wearing plastic beads and drunkenly singing "My Country Tis Of Thee." Ralf, the officer in question, was instantly in love, and the two of them enjoyed a romantic night together hitting some of Brazil's nastier bars.
The dawn of the next day found Ralf alone on the streets of a hot, forreign country, close to death and mooing uncontrolably. He dragged himself into the dimly lit lobby of the nearest P.U. office, where some H.O.O.M.A.N.s took care of him and nursed him back to health. All of his mooing had subsided until he was returned to antarctica and his wife, who contracted the disease as well.
Penguin Mooing Syndrome, (Or PMS for short) is proving itself to be the most devistatin STD to ever sweep the Penguin nation. Mother can pass it on to their unborn children through the shell of the egg, and as of now, there is no cure.

Life with PMS is difficult for a penguin, who can't hide the disease from others, due to his inappropriate and random mooing. Whether or not the disease is fatal is not yet known, but P.U. researchers have been working around the clock to study the Syndrom with hopes of a cure.
DON'T LET PMS HAPPEN TO A PENGUIN YOU'RE CLOSE TO.
Educate your Penguins about PMS and encourage them to use protection. With your help, PMS won't affect any more helpless souls.

Stop PMS today.