Russian is Good for the Soul

Disclaimer *While the writer of this article is no longer a part of soviet Russia, the view hereby expressed are not necessarily the views of the P.U. or it's employees* End Disclaimer.


I've decided to learn Russian, because it is good for your soul. Though the P.U. refuses to comment on the record, off of the record, Mr. Flibble and General Huggles generally agree with me. Something about a language that makes you sound homicidal is just good for you, even if it isn't for the mental health of your cohabitants.


Brainwashing Ingaged *LLLLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN RRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSSIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN* Brainwashing Disengaged


On a seperate note, the Boobies have been infiltrating our ranks, and General Huggle's life may be in grave danger. (Get it? GRAVE) P.U. forces are currently protecting him with the bulk of their effort into protecting him.

Crweller Out.