Cafe Press

Yes, I finaly got it. The one, the only, the long awaited Cafe Press account. (insert dramatic music here)

It includes Penguin Knews merchandise to help the Penguins pay my way through collage. I'm not asking you buy anything, but please go and check it out. It also has merchandise that boasts my art and hopefully soon my short stories and poems will be there for sale in PUBLISHED FORM!!!! (woot!!!!!) I Love Cafe Press!!! It is my FREIND! Anyhoos, I'm adding a link to it in it's own special catagory devoted to me and my interneting. Google knows who I am!!! That's right! I am tomarrow's internet Superstar! The Penguins are verry happy with this decision and hope to get back to you with more Knews soon.

New Base Created!

After much fear and deliberation, the new Penguin Base is up and runnin, just as effective, just as random, and closer the capitol than ever before! We hope that from our new Location we can better influence things going on in the country, while at the same time go unnoticed in Hippyville.
The Penguins have enterede me in a Penguin controlled school that is much better than the ones in Newport, and my education is streaming.

The Penguin defense systems have worked, and the P.U. is getting back on it's feet thanks to supporters like you. As you can see, I have been hard at work finding Penguin Related links to post at the right of the screen for you to enjoy. And remember, every time you click on one, you've saved a baby Penguin from the Janitors! Support the P.U. today!