Penguin Fundraisers.

Horible things in Antarctica!
Stock Market crashes!
Flibble is Homeless!
I only have 11 minutes and 5 seconds untill my library turn is up!

Baisically,
The P.U. and the Penguin scociety had an independant stock market, as the world leaders didn't think that civilians should know about Penguin intelligance. So, there was a run on the banks due to an interesting accident invloving Flibble and a giant snowball and the stock market went boom. Now we are trying to keep the angry mob that destroyed Flibble's house from killing him.
Got to run, 6 minutes left and lots to do.

American Penguin Base Unstable

The P.U. Base that I have been housing for the last two years is now unstable. That is to say, in a state of transition. I'm moving. I tried to explain to my parents that this should be a smooth and eficient move, to avoid disturbing the P.U's important work, as this IS the main American branch. They just didn't seem to understand,... pity. Anyway, now they are rushing around trying to find a temporary home for the base for the rest of the month.
On a lighter note, the P.U. has devolped a new plan.. again. This one is working well. They have infiltrated and attacked the media to a state of popularity. Panguins are everywhere.
If you are a P.U. suporter, buy Penguin junk! 10% of all proceeds go to fundraising.