Janitor Uprising Update

Unfortunatly, The Janitor rivolt is much worse that anticipated. After all the Penguins were recued, they took a month off to regroup. Now they've come to the south pole wielding mops and lazers hidden in brooms... Luckily, I was able to " Redirect " them to the North Pole, So we have a bit to plan, but not long. The Janitor are not easily fooled.

Itallians Try to Prove Jesus's Exsistance

In January, a priest was sued for printing in his pamphlet that Jesus existed. The Man pressing charges has asked the court to prove the exsitance of Jesus and there for, God. The Penguins call this " Religous Destablazation " Thier thoery is that if people don't know what to believe, they will absorb ideas better. This was planned by the combined eforts of me, Mr. Flibble, and General Huggles. It is hoped that this will make the Idea of Penguin rule seem sensible. " If no one knows what to do or believe, they will be glad to accept us if we promise to lead them to a sound path to God. " Flibble said yesterday.